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    **** im BORED

    and to round it off, i have my manager sat next to me all day yesterday and all day today.

    FFS why cant she just go **** off home. has not got a life? shes a permy for ffs!

    #2
    Snap. Stuck waiting to fix any bugs that occur in UAT.
    Don't they realise I wrote the code and there won't be any!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      and to round it off, i have my manager sat next to me all day yesterday and all day today.

      FFS why cant she just go **** off home. has not got a life? shes a permy for ffs!
      This kind of thing irritates me - its like when people say UAT Testing. Or ERD Diagrams!!

      Grrrrrrr!!!!

      (I'm bored too)
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Lazy bloody contractors. Fire them all I say. FIRE THEM ALL!!!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Try and work out this 3-2-1 clue. WIll pass a couple of seconds!!

          Sample Clue: "The Arches Might Provide A Clue, Not Strolling But He's Going Too", accompanied by some sheet music.

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            #6
            Originally posted by theemeestroo
            Try and work out this 3-2-1 clue. WIll pass a couple of seconds!!

            Sample Clue: "The Arches Might Provide A Clue, Not Strolling But He's Going Too", accompanied by some sheet music.

            Arches, as in Marble Arches.
            Not strolling - running.
            He's going too - male aswell, aswell as female.

            yes you've guessed it - its his and hers marbel running machines!!

            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by el duder
              and to round it off, i have my manager sat next to me all day yesterday and all day today.

              FFS why cant she just go **** off home. has not got a life? shes a permy for ffs!
              Go op north and find yerself a proper curvaceous lass.
              I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Francko
                Go op north and find yerself a proper curvaceous lass.

                Enough of your smooth patter today Francko
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  The shocking thing is your answer made more sense than the real one!!

                  Ted's Baffling Explanation: "Well the first three letters of arches might have been clue enough, but we also said not strolling but he's going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC. If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you're left with 'Music Maestro Please'. So what do think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You've won the car!"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by theemeestroo
                    The shocking thing is your answer made more sense than the real one!!

                    Ted's Baffling Explanation: "Well the first three letters of arches might have been clue enough, but we also said not strolling but he's going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC. If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you're left with 'Music Maestro Please'. So what do think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You've won the car!"

                    Ah I miss 3-2-1.

                    I got a dusty bin for Xmas one year and it was pride and joy
                    The pope is a tard.

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