Biscuit, licks his bum in public. It's getting to be an embarassment. Has anyone any ideas ? maybe a cat-new-years resolution 'I will not lick me anus except at night in the kitchen - meeoww'
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Originally posted by DiestlI did a search for pussy licking anus in google but nothing relevant appeared.Comment
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An ode to the Cat - by Kevin Bloody wilson
I was kiccked out of the pub last friday night.
Now it's not the first time it's happend but if i remember right they caught me pissing on the fire.
Takin all the back allies home i found a cat on one of the cans and said fancy throwing out a perfectly good cat like this then i picked the cu nt up by the tail and kicked the cu nt to kingdom come.
I made it to the front lawn when i spewed up. now i remember eating the peanuts and that crusty prawn sauce but i'm ****ed if i remember eating that.
But that ******* cats back now how did he do that i stuuck me toe right up his bum and kicked the **** to kingdom come.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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A very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggothA very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.Comment
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