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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ADMIN: the G word

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    ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ADMIN: the G word

    Due to alarming rates of apoplexy among our more delicate colleagues, Admin has instructed that the G word is no longer acceptable on CUK.

    The preferred term is now 'pineapple ring head' (PRH).

    Announcement over. You may go about your business.

    #2
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Due to alarming rates of apoplexy among our more delicate colleagues, Admin has instructed that the G word is no longer acceptable on CUK.

    The preferred term is now 'Fried Egg Face' (FEF).

    Announcement over. You may go about your business.
    FTFY

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      #3
      FEF gets my vote.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Admin has instructed that the G word is no longer acceptable on CUK.




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          #5
          can we still use feckwits and remoaners?

          asking for a friend
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            can we still use feckwits and remoaners?

            asking for a friend
            Yes. Nobody is precious enough to complain about those terms.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Yes. Nobody is precious enough to complain about those terms.

              you own it baby!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Gay?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Gay?
                  A homosexual Scotsman - Gay-mon?
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Next announcement will be about the G-Spot.

                    Yes it does exists.
                    Yes your wife does have one.
                    Trust me, she does.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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