Change CUK manifesto

[DimPrawn]

Here it is in full so far.

1. 100% tax on cretinism, although you can claim partial relief if you think slogans on buses are true.

2. Moderators are to be outsourced to the cheapest offshore call centre, to save Admin the £5 p.a. it currently costs to employ the current morons.

3. Cohabiting with squirrels to be legalised and recognised for tax and residency purposes.


More policies to be announced soon.

[Zigenare]

Here it is in full so far.

1. 100% tax on cretinism, although you can claim partial relief if you think slogans on buses are true.

2. Moderators are to be outsourced to the cheapest offshore call centre, to save Admin the £5 p.a. it currently costs to employ the current morons.

3. Cohabiting with squirrels to be legalised and recognised for tax and residency purposes.


More policies to be announced soon.

That's you and Alexei bolloxed then! It was a knocking bet, Alexei won't marry because he's frightened a woman will take all his money, HMRC is a bitch!

[mudskipper]

MANIFESTO = AMNIOTES+F

hth

#C4Countdown

[Zigenare]

MANIFESTO = AMNIOTES+F

hth

#C4Countdown

I haven't seen the program, but well done! Nice to know I've had a beer with a bird who's been on countdown

[Old Greg]

Here it is in full so far.

1. 100% tax on cretinism, although you can claim partial relief if you think slogans on buses are true.

2. Moderators are to be outsourced to the cheapest offshore call centre, to save Admin the £5 p.a. it currently costs to employ the current morons.

3. Cohabiting with squirrels to be legalised and recognised for tax and residency purposes.


More policies to be announced soon.

Anglo-Russian Squirrelphile Equality demands full legal recognition of prenuttyal agreements.

[northernladuk]

I haven't seen the program, but well done! Nice to know I've had a beer with a lady who's been on countdown

If the FTFY was the case you still haven't

[mudskipper]

Still hanging in there with 5 wins (although yesterday was a squeak) - 2:10 today on Channel 4 if anyone can be arsed

[jamesbrown]

Still hanging in there with 5 wins (although yesterday was a squeak) - 2:10 today on Channel 4 if anyone can be arsed

Nice! Might need to consider IR35 soon

[northernladuk]

Still hanging in there with 5 wins (although yesterday was a squeak) - 2:10 today on Channel 4 if anyone can be arsed

What's Susie Dent really like? I think she's quite attractive/interesting in a geeky way at times but she doesn't look like much fun. She looked decidedly uncomfortable when the 9 out of 10 cats did it (which could be understandable I guess), particularly when Jimmy Carr said 'What have you been looking in to recently.... besides glory holes'. She seems completely distant to all the banter that went on.

[WTFH]

Still hanging in there with 5 wins (although yesterday was a squeak) - 2:10 today on Channel 4 if anyone can be arsed

I see you've got your own wiki entry on apterous.

Question: did you meet Al Murray?