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BrilloPad
5th July 2019, 14:14
Man charged with illegally keeping 'attack squirrel he fed on meth' | The Independent (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/squirrel-meth-attack-alabama-mickey-paulk-athens-court-a8987541.html)

A man accused of feeding methamphetamine to what police called an “attack squirrel” has been charged with illegal possession of wildlife in Alabama.

I would get it to attack Russians. Using a chutney spoon....

WTFH
5th July 2019, 14:17
KUATB (https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/133392-atw-you-need-up-your-game.html?highlight=squirrel)

greenlake
5th July 2019, 14:39
I want an attack squirrel!

Oh noes.... :eek:

http://i.imgur.com/nXmdlzX.jpg

:rollin::rollin::rollin:

Diver
5th July 2019, 14:40
Preserve Nature

Pickle a Squirrel

jamesbrown
5th July 2019, 14:55
I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4

OwlHoot
5th July 2019, 15:25
I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4

Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out! :eek

BR14
5th July 2019, 15:38
Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out! :eek

rubbish.
i've had several cats live with me, who regularly killed squirrels

:smokin

DoctorStrangelove
5th July 2019, 15:51
Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out! :eek

They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.:smokin

WTFH
5th July 2019, 16:12
They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.:smokin


Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

jamesbrown
5th July 2019, 17:18
Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

:eek: I can't run that fast.

BR14
5th July 2019, 17:27
:eek: I can't run that fast.

you only have to run faster than the other squirrels :smokin

jamesbrown
5th July 2019, 17:31
you only have to run faster than the other squirrels :smokin

I reckon WTFH would make an exception... :laugh

greenlake
5th July 2019, 17:34
They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.:smokin
Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

Can you hit a moving target (faster than BP on a bicycle :laugh)....?

http://i.imgur.com/sNTA0KL.jpg

WTFH
5th July 2019, 21:50
:eek: I can't run that fast.

It’s faster than your average drugged-up-to-the-eyeballs/mamil cyclist as well.