Rivers of fat

[TheOmegaMan]

Obesity is *the* problem of our age. Women have sought to remove excess blubber by sucking it all out of theirs bellies and upper thighs. The question is where does all this blubber go ?

We can't burn it off - that would cause pollution. If as I suspect it is flushed out into the sewerage system then I predict Rivers of Fat clogging up the arteries of this great country. Blobby rivers of cellulite kills wildlife and pollutes the oceans. We will soon live on a ball of fat. If it is put in landfill then we face the prospect of blubber bogs - worse than quicksand it must surely take the lives of small children.

This stuff is a menance and we need to stop the girls stuffing great big cream cakes down their gobs now. At least us men bare our weight with dignity to the grave.

[freakydancer]

Obesity is *the* problem of our age. Women have sought to remove excess blubber by sucking it all out of theirs bellies and upper thighs. The question is where does all this blubber go ?

I'm using it as part of Project Mayhem.

[Troll]

Obesity is *the* problem of our age. Women have sought to remove excess blubber by sucking it all out of theirs bellies and upper thighs. The question is where does all this blubber go ?

We can't burn it off - that would cause pollution. If as I suspect it is flushed out into the sewerage system then I predict Rivers of Fat clogging up the arteries of this great country. Blobby rivers of cellulite kills wildlife and pollutes the oceans. We will soon live on a ball of fat. If it is put in landfill then we face the prospect of blubber bogs - worse than quicksand it must surely take the lives of small children.

This stuff is a menance and we need to stop the girls stuffing great big cream cakes down their gobs now. At least us men bare our weight with dignity to the grave.

Don't the rats in the sewers eat it?

[sasguru]

That explains why they're getting extremely large and mutant

[Troll]

That explains why they're getting extremely large and mutant

I thought that was the turtles

[wendigo100]

I'm using it as part of Project Mayhem.

Is that what I think it is?

[Churchill]

Sorry, my mistake, I thought this was another SallyAnne appreciation thread and I thought I'd join in.

Churchill - In "moving along, nothing to see" mode!

[SallyAnne]

Sorry, my mistake, I thought this was another SallyAnne appreciation thread and I thought I'd join in.

Churchill - In "moving along, nothing to see" mode!

Do you know what I like about you Churchill?

Nothing.

Next...

[Churchill]

Do you know what I like about you Churchill?

Nothing.

Next...

You're so predictable.

[SandyDown]

Aaaaaaah I think Churchil loves SA...

SA, Churchil does this to people he really likes... soo

Churchil really loooooves you ... he wants to kissssssss you ..he wants to hugggg you