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    ONS to Close

    Office of National Statistics to close with the loss of 600 jobs
    if they can't produce the stats you want - then get rid

    Probally the Govt was peeved off with this:

    The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has launched its personal inflation calculator giving users the chance to work out if the goods they are buying are going up in price faster or slower than the national average.

    Visit its website and you can punch in your own spending estimates under a number of headings such as food, clothes and transport.

    ONS personal inflation calculator - lets you put the figures in
    You can also add in where you live, and how big your mortgage payments and rent are each month.

    The results make for interesting reading, especially when you remember that the UK's average inflation rate is 3.9% when measured by the Retail Prices Index (RPI). Meanwhile, the Consumer Prices Index (CPI) stands at 2.7%.

    The BBC has used ONS figures to work out a number of scenarios and rates.
    Last edited by Troll; 16 January 2007, 12:30.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    I think Blair is also sacking the head of the public standards committee. You know, the committee who criticises government sleaze. He sacked the previous one for too much criticising.

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      #3
      The poor quality of ONS data can only get worse if they move the whole lot to Wales. I really can’t see anyone with an eye on their career moving there. It’s very good news for Statistics graduates from the University of Bangalore. They are the only people that would be willing to take the jobs.
      Drivel is my speciality

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        #4
        Originally posted by Buffoon
        The poor quality of ONS data can only get worse if they move the whole lot to Wales. I really can’t see anyone with an eye on their career moving there. It’s very good news for Statistics graduates from the University of Bangalore. They are the only people that would be willing to take the jobs.
        I thought they were based in wales already?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          I thought they were based in wales already?
          True, it's the head office that is closing. There data is bad enough already, it will become useless
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            I thought they were based in wales already?
            There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

            Anyway the Office will not be closed, merely renamed to the Ministry Of Truth.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
              There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

              Anyway the Office will not be closed, merely renamed to the Ministry Of Truth.
              I thought the ONS was being kicked for being too free and easy with the truth. It needs ... correction.

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