The cheery thoughts thread

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Blair
Brown
War
Rain
Cold
Inflation
New Labour
IR35
Terrorists
Crime
Grime
Slime
Sleaze
Sneeze
Climate Change
Tax
Spend
Tax again


There you go. Should brighten up anyones day.

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**ATTENTION **Learn this list by heart and repeat when feeling down or disillusioned

Regards
Thought Police

Labours Top 50 Achievements
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s
2. Low mortgage rates
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.35
4. Record police numbers in England, Scotland and Wales
5. Cut overall crime by 35 per cent
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools
7. Best-ever primary school results
8. Funding for every pupil in England to double by 2008
9. Employment is at its highest level ever
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries
11. 85,000 more nurses
12. 32,000 more doctors
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament
15. Devolved power to Welsh Assembly
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice
18. Gift aid was worth £625 million to charities last year
19. Restored city-wide government to London
20. Record number of students in higher education
21. Child benefit up 25 per cent since 1997
22. Created Sure Start to help children from low income households
23. Introduced the Disability Rights Commission
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & extra £100 for over-80s
25. On course to exceed the Kyoto target to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 2010
26. Negotiated the historic Good Friday Agreement in Northern Ireland
27. Over 30,000 more teachers in England schools
28. All workers now have a right to 4 weeks’ paid holiday
29. A million pensioners lifted out of relative poverty
30. 800,000 children lifted out of relative poverty
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard
34. Free school milk for five, six and seven-year-olds in Wales
35. Banned fox hunting
36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since the industrial revolution
37. Free TV licences for over-75s
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals
39. Waiting times for operations halved
40. Free local bus travel for over-60s
41. New Deal - helped over a million people into work
42. Over 1.5 million child trust funds have been started
43. Free eye test for over 60s
44. Five, six and seven year olds in class sizes of 30 or less
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled
47. Cancer death rates down by 12 per cent, saving 43,000 lives
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent
49. Free nursery places for three and four-year-olds in England, Scotland and Wales
50. Free fruit for all four to six-year-olds at school

[el duder]

Blair
Brown
War
Rain
Cold
Inflation
New Labour
IR35
Terrorists
Crime
Grime
Slime
Sleaze
Sneeze
Climate Change
Tax
Spend
Tax again


There you go. Should brighten up anyones day.

Missed a few.

Immigration.
Cultural Diversity.

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Bird Flu
Tsunamis
Face Eating Super Bugs
Identity Cards
Congestion Charging
Suicide Bombers

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Bird Flu
Tsunamis
Face Eating Super Bugs
Identity Cards
Congestion Charging
Suicide Bombers

Not too sure how to blame nuLieBore for the first three. I'm sure if the Tories were in power, Labour would be claiming that it was all their fault.

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I'm not blaming New Lie. It's just there seems to be only two sources of misery in this world. Natural disasters and New Lie made ones.