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    Low Point

    Guys and i've reached that point where i cant get any lower.

    I feel like topping myself. I am ******* seriously depressed and hurt.

    I need counselling.

    #2
    Originally posted by el duder
    I need counselling.
    nah just top yerself.

    HTH
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      Guys and i've reached that point where i cant get any lower.

      I feel like topping myself. I am ******* seriously depressed and hurt.

      I need counselling.
      Get over it. It doesn't matter, nothing matters. Nobody cares. Even when they say they care, they don't care. Just get on with pleasing yourself and it all falls into place.

      Or you could just top yourself.
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Originally posted by el duder
        Guys and i've reached that point where i cant get any lower.

        I feel like topping myself. I am ******* seriously depressed and hurt.

        I need counselling.
        2 Questions:

        1: Do you want to be alive or dead?

        2: If you answered 'alive' to the first question - then why not make the most of it and not let the b'stards get you down?

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          #5
          don't be daft - you can always get lower.













































































          and after that you can get even lower again.































































































































          by about 6ft.

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            #6
            Originally posted by el duder
            Guys and i've reached that point where i cant get any lower.

            I feel like topping myself. I am ******* seriously depressed and hurt.

            I need counselling.
            Dude, do soemthing about it. If you top yourself you deny us the pleasure to take the piss out of you

            Go out and meet "real" people, not just internet dates. Join a club of some sort, knitting, kite flying, scuba diving, anything that gives you the chance to get distracted.

            And stop w*nking too much, it makes you feel guilty
            Carpe Pactum

            (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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              #7
              Originally posted by el duder
              Guys and i've reached that point where i cant get any lower.

              I feel like topping myself. I am ******* seriously depressed and hurt.

              I need counselling.
              Don't let a bird f**k it all up for you mate. No one is worth getting that p*ssed off about.

              Unless it's Kirsty Gallacher. Or Cameron Diaz. Or Jessica Alba. Or any of the Playmates from the early 90's onwards. Or that Keeley bird from Page 3.
              Call the cops

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                #8
                Originally posted by freakydancer
                Don't let a bird f**k it all up for you mate. No one is worth getting that p*ssed off about.

                Unless it's Kirsty Gallacher. Or Cameron Diaz. Or Jessica Alba. Or any of the Playmates from the early 90's onwards. Or that Keeley bird from Page 3.

                GGGGGrrrrRrrrrrr Keeellleeyyyy....

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                  #9
                  There you go, just download her sex tape and you'll soon forget all about it!!

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                    #10
                    Life is Sh*t
                    People are *unts

                    Get used to it, over it, and on the piss
                    "Wait, I still function!"

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