Never listen to SallyAnne.

[SallyAnne]

I didn't get the job.
I failed my driving test.
I'm running out of cash.

...Not much of a mother board eh?

Still...got the best bloke in the world (sitting next to me watching old Battlestar as I type this )
Been out to the boozer since about 3.
Came 4th in te quiz (a personal best!!)
Got a lush house.
Got a lush family.
Got lush massive thighs (not wait, that should go on the other list).

Get them "always look on the bright side of life" lyrics out again.....

[kramer]

job.....like buses
driving test .... you get as many chances as you need
cash..... who needs money

[SallyAnne]

Very wise my friend, very wise.

[BillHicksRIP]

How to put this...SallyAnne has been a really nice person on CUK....

[DimPrawn]

Oh SA, how wonderful you are.

If only you weren't obese, I could even fancy you too.

[n5gooner]

I like a well built woman...

I like slender women...

[andy]

I like a well built woman...

you mean you like meat on the bones

[wendigo100]

I like a well built woman...

Plenty to spare for the freezer, eh?

[To BI or not to BI?]

I didn't get the job.
I failed my driving test.
I'm running out of cash.

1. Who wants to work in Glasgow anyway?
2. It'll save you loads on the new road taxes
3. Use your fiancee's.

Sorted

Next!

[SallyAnne]

1. Who wants to work in Glasgow anyway?
2. It'll save you loads on the new road taxes
3. Use your fiancee's.

Sorted

Next!

Exactly!

Got another couple of pimps sniffing round me today, so I'm sure i'll get sorted with something.