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    El Duder

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    sweep her off his feet, and is currently getting his end away?
    13.04%
    3
    totally balls it up, and is now sobbing in a corner somewhere?
    86.96%
    20
    Call the cops

    #2
    You forgot the "'She' turned out to be a 'He' and the boy is now trussed like a chicken in some S&M dungeon" option.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      The most likely option is not there: topped himself in despair.
      I'm Spartacus.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DaveB
        You forgot the "'She' turned out to be a 'He' and the boy is now trussed like a chicken in some S&M dungeon" option.
        Nah, that was the Lucifer Box / Lucy "incident".
        I'm Spartacus.

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          #5
          Ok ok ok, i need to give you guys an update...

          Its not so black and white.

          We had a great day, we even held hands at one point. the day finished with a cheeky kiss at the tube station. It was a tulip kiss mind, but still it was a kiss.

          I am seeing her again this week. I've got good feelings about this one.

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            #6
            Who was the tulip kisser? You? Her? Both of you?
            I'm Spartacus.

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              #7
              Originally posted by el duder
              Ok ok ok, i need to give you guys an update...

              Its not so black and white.

              We had a great day, we even held hands at one point. the day finished with a cheeky kiss at the tube station. It was a tulip kiss mind, but still it was a kiss.

              I am seeing her again this week. I've got good feelings about this one.
              What did you end up doing for the day?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spartacus
                Who was the tulip kisser? You? Her? Both of you?

                Well i went in with all guns blazing, tounge the lot. She kinda just pukered up mouth closed.

                Ah well, i guess shes not ready for slime bag duder on the 2nd meeting.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  What did you end up doing for the day?

                  the day went as follows...

                  Drinks,Theatre, Dinner, Drinks, Kiss.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by el duder
                    Well i went in with all guns blazing, tounge the lot. She kinda just pukered up mouth closed.
                    Do you mean she vomited? I hate to piss on your chips duder, but that is not a good sign.
                    I'm Spartacus.

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