Is the glass half empty or half full?

[scooterscot]

that's what they asked me, them and they're psychological tests.

so i replied: the glass is as twice as big as it needs to be

should have seen there faces, feck with my mind don't get me started i had them running out the door seeking professional help

[bogeyman]

so i replied: the glass is as twice as big as it needs to be

No, no, no! The whiskey is half as big as it should have been!

[VectraMan]

No, no, no! The whiskey is half as big as it should have been!

What about the ice? You could fill a glass with ice cubes, but it would only be half full.

[stackpole]

What about the ice? You could fill a glass with ice cubes, but it would only be half full.

That's coz of global warming.

[The Lone Gunman]

It also depends what is in it. See light relief for example.