Marmalade

[Lucifer Box]

It's that oh so short window in the year when the Seville oranges are in season so I'm going to be cooking up some marmalade. I normally make enough to last me the whole year but I have a huge marmalade pan so there's plenty of room. It's all organic and made with black treacle and Kentucky bourbon. Nice thick chunks of peel and a lovely tangy taste totally unlike the sickly sweet mass-produced stuff.

Anyone want some? £1 per 100g (net) plus postage at cost.

[SallyAnne]

I'm very tempted, but even though I love you very much, you're still one of those "internet people" and I couldn't trust you not to put a "special" ingredient in it

So no thank you

[Lucifer Box]

I am an axe murderer on my days off.

[hyperD]

I'll have some!

And blatantly riding on this, why not try some of Mr hyperD's homemade Mrs Miggins mango chutney for all your curries? Made with the finest mangos, chillis and organic muscavado sugar rolled on a Colombian virgin's arse and better than the festering brown shoe-scrape found in most local tandoori restaurants.

[Lucifer Box]

I'll have some!

And blatantly riding on this, why not try some of Mr hyperD's homemade Mrs Miggins mango chutney for all your curries? Made with the finest mangos, chillis and organic muscavado sugar rolled on a Colombian virgin's arse and better than the festering brown shoe-scrape found in most local tandoori restaurants.

That sounds delicious. I'll swap you a jar of your finest chutney for a jar of marmalade.

I'm telling you, this is a new sales paradigm: m-commerce.

[Lucifer Box]

You too, LB?

It's getting to be a bit of a club on here...

Well, it helps to pass those long, dark, winter evenings.

[Bagpuss]

LB, are you a fat bstard? because all you talk about is (very rich) food.

[Lucifer Box]

LB, are you a fat bstard? because all you talk about is (very rich) food.

Oh yes. I'm a right lard-arse, me.

[hyperD]

That sounds delicious. I'll swap you a jar of your finest chutney for a jar of marmalade.

I'm telling you, this is a new sales paradigm: m-commerce.

Indeed and yes, let's swap products in a barter-esque style kibbush way.

I've had a complaint from the ASA. Apparantly, it's not "Colombian" but "very quickly losing her patience Hungarian".

[Lucifer Box]

Indeed and yes, let's swap products in a barter-esque style kibbush way.

I've had a complaint from the ASA. Apparantly, it's not "Colombian" but "very quickly losing her patience Hungarian".

Do I get a Hungarian arse thrown in?