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    Just to make it clear...

    It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

    I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

    Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

    #2
    Originally posted by el duder
    Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.
    And what makes you such a fecking great catch? ;-)
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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw
      And what makes you such a fecking great catch? ;-)
      I'd imagine its the wit and charm
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy
        I'd imagine its the wit and charm
        ...and his ginger hair...

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by el duder
          I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.
          Well don't go chatting up those girls in the floral print dresses dancing by themselves. they go clubbing alone for a reason.. and you're it!!
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by el duder
            I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.
            Bragging that your getting offers from women that are not right in the head isn't doing you any favours.

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              #7
              Originally posted by el duder
              It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

              I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

              Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.
              Sounds like most peoples mums?

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                #8
                Originally posted by el duder
                One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.
                Are you looking for 3 girls then ?
                3rd one will be easy to find

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.
                  can't

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by el duder
                    It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

                    I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

                    Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.
                    Stop being so full on!

                    Paula x
                    Lick my Chutney Lollipop

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