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el duder
26th January 2007, 13:10
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

snaw
26th January 2007, 13:15
Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

And what makes you such a fecking great catch? ;-)

Zippy
26th January 2007, 13:18
And what makes you such a fecking great catch? ;-)

I'd imagine its the wit and charm :rolleyes:

Xenophon
26th January 2007, 13:19
I'd imagine its the wit and charm :rolleyes:
...and his ginger hair...

;)

Spacecadet
26th January 2007, 13:24
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.


Well don't go chatting up those girls in the floral print dresses dancing by themselves. they go clubbing alone for a reason.. and you're it!!

Sockpuppet
26th January 2007, 13:24
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Bragging that your getting offers from women that are not right in the head isn't doing you any favours.

reformation
26th January 2007, 13:24
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

Sounds like most peoples mums?

andy
26th January 2007, 13:26
One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

Are you looking for 3 girls then ?
3rd one will be easy to find

AtW
26th January 2007, 13:46
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

can't

HTH

Paula
26th January 2007, 13:48
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

Stop being so full on!

Paula x

Francko
26th January 2007, 13:48
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.


Can anyone spot the logic connection in the sentence? (hint: there is a "why","who" and a "what") :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

freakydancer
26th January 2007, 13:49
Stop being so full on!

Paula x

Full on? I think that's rather tame.

Buffoon
26th January 2007, 17:01
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.You are not making the right sounds. The British Library has a CD that could help you: BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6301613.stm).

XLMonkey
26th January 2007, 17:56
http://www.girlfriendstealer.com/

hth

Sockpuppet
26th January 2007, 18:04
http://love-scent.com/

SallyAnne
26th January 2007, 23:32
It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

:rollin:

I am absolutely dying to meet you Duder :rollin:

Dundeegeorge
27th January 2007, 14:24
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Now, is that correlation or causation, I wonder....

xoggoth
27th January 2007, 16:09
Ho hum. I used to do quite well in that department once. I think some nice lumpy lady should do her Christian duty and make me happy once more before I snuff it.

PS I saw a book in Waterstones today, "The Art of Seduction" forget who by. It was on the three for the price of two table. You should go and buy it. I will leave it to the nasty unkind people on here to suggest the other two books.

DaveB
30th January 2007, 17:28
So was this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6313617.stm) one of yours then?

realityhack
30th January 2007, 17:29
So was this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6313617.stm) one of yours then?

"The 22-year-old, who even convinced one man she had cancer so he would marry her"

Wha?

The Lone Gunman
30th January 2007, 17:30
So was this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6313617.stm) one of yours then?A fat Ginger from Newcastle (Golightly as a surname has a certain irony).

SA are you just after our money?

SallyAnne
30th January 2007, 17:32
A fat Ginger from Newcastle (Golightly as a surname has a certain irony).

SA are you just after our money?


I was waiting for one of you to make the connection :D