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AtW
29th January 2007, 10:33
20. Imposing personality.

wendigo100
29th January 2007, 10:43
19. Rich
18. Technical genius
17. Has class

Lucifer Box
29th January 2007, 10:45
16. Greatest military strategist since Trajan.

AtW
29th January 2007, 10:46
Oi, one thing per post and number them in descending order, I thought it was obvious!

_V_
29th January 2007, 10:46
Ladies Man
Mans Man
Big Man

SallyAnne
29th January 2007, 10:57
I had a sex dream about Threaded last night :eek: :eek: :eek:

freakydancer
29th January 2007, 10:58
I had a sex dream about Threaded last night :eek: :eek: :eek:

Must have been a very brief dream...

MarillionFan
29th January 2007, 11:07
16. Was the real racist on Celeb big brother.

AtW
29th January 2007, 11:07
16. Was the real racist on Celeb big brother.

There was already #16 posted here, you numpty!

MarillionFan
29th January 2007, 11:08
But my 16 was better. :banana:

andy
29th January 2007, 11:09
15) Has a well ROUNDED personality

DaveB
29th January 2007, 11:38
14) Is the only living thing to appear on the Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram.

EternalOptimist
29th January 2007, 12:29
11)Gave the idea of the Trojan Horse to Agamemmnon

The Lone Gunman
29th January 2007, 12:31
10) He knows everything.

Buffoon
29th January 2007, 12:33
9) Suggested the idea of the Universe to God, but God cocked it up because he wasn’t paying attention properly.

Numptycorner
29th January 2007, 12:40
8. On his last time travel adventure he gave a book of short stories he'd knocked together in his lunch hour to a man called Shakespear

AtW
29th January 2007, 12:42
12. Rents his Time Machine to the good Doctor.

This should have been 13, and everyone else who posted after you but before me can't count either...

Buffoon
29th January 2007, 12:47
This should have been 13, and everyone else who posted after you but before me can't count either...
13 was posted by Threaded himself in the future. It's just not caught up yet.

AtW
29th January 2007, 12:50
9) Suggested the idea of the Universe to God, but God cocked it up because he wasn’t paying attention properly.

Threaded or God? :cool:

bogeyman
29th January 2007, 13:03
7) Is a cool disco dancer :banana:

bogeyman
29th January 2007, 13:10
6) He is by far the most interesting person in this board (according to Threaded)

wendigo100
29th January 2007, 13:12
5. When terrorists let off a nuclear bomb in London, threaded went back in time and thwarted them. So now it didn't happen.

Diestl
29th January 2007, 14:08
4. Is really a 18 year old posting from his bedroom, learning Visual Basic from a dummies book.

freakydancer
29th January 2007, 14:10
3) Is Chico.

andy
29th January 2007, 14:17
2) is an alien who arrived from distant galaxy in his time machine and now stuck here.

bogeyman
29th January 2007, 14:18
I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery, like the man himself.

EternalOptimist
29th January 2007, 14:19
I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery.


You called.

oh sorry, just a dyslexic moment


:rolleyes:

bogeyman
29th January 2007, 14:25
Threaded: the ultimate Urban Spaceman

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I've got speed.
I've got everything I need.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I can fly.
I'm a supersonic guy.

I don't need pleasure,
I don't feel pain.
If you were to knock me down,
I'd just get up again.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face.
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place.

I'm the Urban Spaceman,
I'm intelligent and clean.
Know what I mean?
I'm the Urban Spaceman,
As a lover, second to none.
It's a lot of fun.

I never let my friends down,
I've never made a boob.
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist.
I don't exist.

Music and lyrics by Neil Innes