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    Plan B

    Can't decide on being a rock star (possibly through myspace or youtube) or buying a dynorod franchise...

    Older and ...well, just older!!

    #2
    think of all the housewifes you can get through with the old "just come to clear your tubes with my big rod" line
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    SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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      #3
      I'm torn between:

      A. International property billionaire and playboy

      or

      B. Getting a paper round

      as my plan B.

      Any advice appreciated.

      First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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        #4
        You look like you HAD a hard paper round
        I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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          #5
          Originally posted by ratewhore
          Can't decide on being a rock star (possibly through myspace or youtube) or buying a dynorod franchise...

          Sorry mate - I'm gonna be a rockstar and have already got a myspace page, so you'll have to do something else I'm afraid.
          Call the cops

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            #6
            cough up the url then freaky!
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            SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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              #7
              http://www.myspace.com/thomaskingmusic
              Older and ...well, just older!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by kramer
                cough up the url then freaky!
                I'd love to....

                ...BUT...

                it has my real name and a picture on there, and knowing my luck, someone on here will be working at the same place as I am and question why I'm on here all day!!
                Call the cops

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                  #9
                  pm me brother....
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                  SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by _V_
                    I'm torn between:

                    A. International property billionaire and playboy

                    or

                    B. Getting a paper round

                    as my plan B.

                    Any advice appreciated.
                    OK, since you labelled the paper round as B, I'd go for that as your Plan B.

                    Plan A is presumably your current, tedious method of making ends meet? If so, put aside a bit of time to develop Plan B by, for example, getting up at 6 am each day and hanging around newsagents.

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