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Feck me its a boring day

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    Feck me its a boring day

    Whole company has pissed off to the US for the week. Im left here with about 6 secretaries in a building for 120.

    You can here a pin drop.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Whole company has pissed off to the US for the week. Im left here with about 6 secretaries in a building for 120.

    You can here a pin drop.
    6 secretaries? you'd better get busy ;P
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      A game for you:

      <<STICKS>>
      PUSH
      SET MODE BASIC
      LET P1 = 16
      WRITE 'BORED ? FRUSTRATED ? WELL HAVE A GO AT THIS LITTLE GAME TO '
      WRITE 'TAKE SOME OF THAT TENSION OUT OF YOUR LIFE. THERE ARE 16 '
      WRITE 'STICKS IN THE PILE. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME WITH ONE '
      <<WRITE>>
      WRITE 'YOU MAY PICK UP 1,2 OR 3 STICKS ON ANY TURN, SO PLEASE START'
      WRITE 'MAY THE BEST MAN WIN (PROBABLY ME).'
      WRITE ' '
      WRITE 'YOUR TURN '
      <<READ>>
      : VERIFY USERS ENTRY IS VALID
      READ L1
      IF (L1 LT 1)
      GOTO <<WRITE>>
      ELSE
      IF (L1 GT 3)
      GOTO <<WRITE>>
      ELSE
      IF (CONFORM(L1 'N') NE 1)
      GOTO <<WRITE>>
      ENDIF
      ENDIF

      LET P1 = P1 - L1
      ENDIF
      : IF REMAINDER IS GREATER THAN 8, EQUAL TO 5 OR 6, THE GAME TAKES 1.
      IF (P1 GT 8) OR (P1 EQ 6) OR (P1 EQ 5)
      LET L2 = 1
      GOTO <<TAKE>>
      ENDIF
      : REMAINDER IS LESS THAN 5, THE USER WINS IF IT IS 1; OTHERWISE GAME
      : WINS. IF REMAINDER IS 8, THE GAME TAKES 3. IF REMAINDER IS 7, GAME
      : TAKES 2.
      IF (P1 LT 5)
      GOTO <<LOSE>>
      ELSE
      IF (P1 EQ 8)
      LET L2 = 3
      GOTO <<TAKE>>
      ELSE
      IF (P1 EQ 7)
      LET L2 = 2
      GOTO <<TAKE>>
      ENDIF
      ENDIF
      ENDIF
      <<TAKE>>
      LET P1 = P1 - L2
      WRITE 'I TAKE ' |L2
      WRITE 'THE NUMBER OF STICKS REMAINING IS '|P1
      WRITE ' '
      WRITE 'YOUR TURN:'
      GOTO <<READ>>
      <<LOSE>>
      IF (P1 EQ 1)
      WRITE 'YOU LUCKY MUTHA YOU HAVE ACTUALLY WON!!!!!!!!'
      ELSE
      WRITE 'THE NUMBER OF STICKS REMAINING IS 1.'
      WRITE 'HA YOU LOSE AND I WIN.'
      ENDIF
      WRITE 'DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN SUCKER .....YES OR NO ?'
      READ L3
      IF (L3 EQ 'YES')
      GOTO <<STICKS>>
      ELSE
      STOP
      ENDIF
      POP
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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