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Alas poor Humphrey. He strayed to close to SA and she ate his 'rey.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Something wrong pet?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Batteries run out on the fire extinguisher?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The Jaffa Cake factory burnt downThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by FishfaceI love KIT KAT's.
I can do a 10 pack with 1 pot o' tea - EASY!Comment
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I'm just really humphy.
I was unemployed and starting to get a bit down about it, then landed a cool(ish) gig, got all chuffed and feeling worthy again, packed to go today, now I'm not going because of numerous f&*k knuckles. Dont even know if I'll get there on Monday (or ever).
Turned down other interviews in the meantime.
Do I unpack?
Do I just enjoy the rest of the week off and hope it gets sorted for Monday? Do I franticly look for other gigs?
I dont really want answers to any of this...I just want a bit of a wah.
wah wah wah wah wah
And now a packet of a kit katsThe pope is a tard.Comment
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