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    Humph!

    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Whassup? No kit kats left in the cupboard?

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      #3
      Alas poor Humphrey. He strayed to close to SA and she ate his 'rey.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Something wrong pet?

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Batteries run out on the fire extinguisher?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            The Jaffa Cake factory burnt down
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              I love KIT KAT's.

              I can do a 10 pack with 1 pot o' tea - EASY!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Fishface
                I love KIT KAT's.

                I can do a 10 pack with 1 pot o' tea - EASY!
                You will end up like me. How many sugars in your tea?

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                  #9
                  I'm just really humphy.

                  I was unemployed and starting to get a bit down about it, then landed a cool(ish) gig, got all chuffed and feeling worthy again, packed to go today, now I'm not going because of numerous f&*k knuckles. Dont even know if I'll get there on Monday (or ever).
                  Turned down other interviews in the meantime.
                  Do I unpack?
                  Do I just enjoy the rest of the week off and hope it gets sorted for Monday? Do I franticly look for other gigs?



                  I dont really want answers to any of this...I just want a bit of a wah.

                  wah wah wah wah wah

                  And now a packet of a kit kats
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Where were you going to? Was it the Swindon gig?

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