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    WOW ! It worked !

    Looks like more bad news today !
    On the BBC this morning they are
    Ranting constantly about the terror raids and arrests
    Down in Birmingham

    Love the way this sort of announcement seems to
    Exist just in time to save the Government from
    Very embarrassing news
    Yesterday

    And to think, whatever happened in
    Reality yesterday is no longer
    Remembered by
    Everyone.
    Seems to me,
    That most people's

    Brains have the capability to
    Understand and
    Remember the last 8 hours or so of
    Information and that's the
    End of it.
    Doomed I tell ya !
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

    #2
    Why have you written your post as a poem?
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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      #3
      A tulip poem at that, it doesn't even rhyme.

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        #4
        Perhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.

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        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek
          Perhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.

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          RIAC?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Board Game Geek
            Perhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.

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            They
            Are
            Taking
            The
            P1ss
            ..... I think
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by PRC1964
              RIAC?
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              Very clever
              Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Board Game Geek
                Perhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.

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                Aha! And here was me thinking, for a moment, that you and Lord Pruffock were one and the same.

                So anyway, why the poem?

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                  #9
                  Read it carefully
                  Upside down
                  North to south
                  East to west

                  Couldnt seem to get it
                  Like as if I am missing something
                  Or
                  That maybe I is thick or
                  Had my

                  Brains knocked out by
                  A gold brick wrapped in a
                  Great big slice of lemon





                  thats all I have to say to you BGG
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Journeying to work today,
                    Uniformed officers
                    Stopped and interviewed
                    Three people in front of me.

                    Loaded guns were visible.
                    In these times they
                    Keep the fear going,
                    Everyone anxious and blinded.

                    Terror threats,
                    Heightened states &
                    Emergency measures.

                    Balanced media coverage
                    And neutrality doesn't
                    Exist anymore.

                    Seems to me that
                    Corporates have
                    Annexed our communications.
                    Nothing makes the
                    Daily headlines unless
                    All vested interests agree.
                    Liberty?

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