Chewed up and Spat Out..

[el duder]

Last nights date.

Pure class. The woman was just oozing it. Mind you she was boring as hell, but i didnt care cause she was just drop dead gorgeous.

More in a Kate Middleton cum Sienna Miller kinda fashion rather than a Lindsay Lohan / Jordan thing.

Evening spent in a classy wine bar with a decorative chandlier and the date was in two phases. First phase went really well, after being removed from our seats we stood in the middle of the bar holding court while cigar smoking city types sank champagne and laughed loudly. Second phase of the date ended up in the corner of the bar sat down being bored out of my mind by a girl who looked good but didnt have much to say.

Anyway, she bored me, was a little bit snooty, but i fell for her anyway, and when i asked her for another date got a funny look, then an errr lets see, then i asked her to be honest she said 'maybe'.

Peck on the cheek and gone into the night.

Ive got to stop being so weak with these beautiful women.

Analyse and Review on a postcard please.

[freakydancer]

Last nights date.

Pure class. The woman was just oozing it. Mind you she was boring as hell, but i didnt care cause she was just drop dead gorgeous.

More in a Kate Middleton cum Sienna Miller kinda fashion rather than a Lindsay Lohan / Jordan thing.

Evening spent in a classy wine bar with a decorative chandlier and the date was in two phases. First phase went really well, after being removed from our seats we stood in the middle of the bar holding court while cigar smoking city types sank champagne and laughed loudly. Second phase of the date ended up in the corner of the bar sat down being bored out of my mind by a girl who looked good but didnt have much to say.

Anyway, she bored me, was a little bit snooty, but i fell for her anyway, and when i asked her for another date got a funny look, then an errr lets see, then i asked her to be honest she said 'maybe'.

Peck on the cheek and gone into the night.

Ive got to stop being so weak with these beautiful women.

Analyse and Review on a postcard please.

You have to nail her.

Simple as.

[andy]

They can smell desperation from a mile away

[el duder]

They can smell desperation from a mile away

Your right. I gave her to much at the end of the date by declaring my interest in her. BUT - what is wrong with that?

She is truly the wrong girl who thinks that she is too good for the common man. I play it striaght down the line. I dont even mind if they say nah not for me. I just prefer to know either way.

I cant help it. Whats wrong with being honest if you fancy someone? Since when did playing a game come into it?

At my age i cant be bothered.

[Buffoon]

I find the subject of having leftover takeaways for breakfast a far more interesting subject than el duder’s total inability to get a shag.

[Judge Fred]

Got dressed up last night in my best gear. Little dress, high heels.

Had met this guy on a dating site who had said he liked classy types well dressed.

Went to this bar. Wow, what a boring drip.

I tried to escape from him by going to the bar but he followed me. I thought it was safest to stand in the middle of the bar surronded by business types just in case he tried it on.

Anyway later we sat in the corner. All he talked about how he was great at IT and if he should be a contractor!!! Anyway I had nothing to say.

At the end of the night after he had spent all of it drawling at my fake cleavage he asked me for a shag. Well beggers cant be choosers so I took him home with me and gave him a damn good seeing to.

Bet he doesnt tell his mates he likes cross dressers!

[Francko]

Your right. I gave her to much at the end of the date by declaring my interest in her. BUT - what is wrong with that?

She is truly the wrong girl who thinks that she is too good for the common man. I play it striaght down the line. I dont even mind if they say nah not for me. I just prefer to know either way.

You should have gone for that forehead slap then....

[freakydancer]

Got dressed up last night in my best gear. Little dress, high heels.

Had met this guy on a dating site who had said he liked classy types well dressed.

Went to this bar. Wow, what a boring drip.

I tried to escape from him by going to the bar but he followed me. I thought it was safest to stand in the middle of the bar surronded by business types just in case he tried it on.

Anyway later we sat in the corner. All he talked about how he was great at IT and if he should be a contractor!!! Anyway I had nothing to say.

At the end of the night after he had spent all of it drawling at my fake cleavage he asked me for a shag. Well beggers cant be choosers so I took him home with me and gave him a damn good seeing to.

Bet he doesnt tell his mates he likes cross dressers!

[wendigo100]

Don't worry, she definitely fancies you, she's just playing hard to get. That's common with these classy sorts. You've got to be persistent.

BTW, peck on the cheek? I do that to my mother-in-law. Lick her ear instead.

[andy]

Buy a book on art of seduction.
HTH