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    Fruitbowl

    Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you (drum roll) the one and only, the made to measure treasure, Warrior Princess in a HAT!

    Very fetching, see you at ascot, bro'

    #2
    Is this some kind of code?

    The eagle has landed!

    Hello this is nighthawk
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Ah, I may need to explain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack
        Ah, I may need to explain...
        Ahem...i don't think that will be necessary thank-you RH!!!

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          #5
          "Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you (drum roll) the one and only, the made to measure treasure, Warrior Princess in a HAT!"

          What!!! With her ears?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Warrior Princess
            Ahem...i don't think that will be necessary thank-you RH!!!
            I think she'd look kind'a cute in a hat (don't tell the GF), what type WP or prehaps RH would like to let us know...
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              What!!! With her ears?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              LOL
              Originally posted by n5gooner
              I think she'd look kind'a cute in a hat (don't tell the GF), what type WP or prehaps RH would like to let us know...
              She just threatened to kill me if I explain anything. I reckon she shouldn't be allowed into the CUK Beer gig without wearing it - and bring some fruit.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                What!!! With her ears?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                No no, my ears are perfectly shaped thank-you!

                Let’s leave the ears out please!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by n5gooner
                  I think she'd look kind'a cute in a hat (don't tell the GF), what type WP or prehaps RH would like to let us know...

                  Awwww - cheers mate!

                  It's just a normal bog standard hat that RH is really jealous of!!!

                  Nothing out of the ordinary I assure you!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    She just threatened to kill me if I explain anything. I reckon she shouldn't be allowed into the CUK Beer gig without wearing it - and bring some fruit.
                    Obviously it all depends on the weather right guys?

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