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    F-ck me. Bored, In with the missus. Downloaded the William Hill Casino. Played together.

    Hour and half later, 1.5 bottles of wine. £1050 up!!!!!!!!

    Right lets get me money out and uninstall this bloody casino software!!!!

    Result.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Noooo...don't delete it. Play again, and again, and again. You'll be worth Millions in no time.

    It's Groundhog Day today.

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      #3
      The MarillionFan Family have a fun night in sat round the pc.

      Sounds like suburban bliss.

      Milan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan
        F-ck me. Bored, In with the missus. Downloaded the William Hill Casino. Played together.

        Hour and half later, 1.5 bottles of wine. £1050 up!!!!!!!!

        Right lets get me money out and uninstall this bloody casino software!!!!

        Result.
        download their poker client, let me know your screen name and let me take your ill gotten winnings
        whats the lowest you can do this for?

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          #5
          Been on a gambling binge recently

          Won £80 on way home at service station on a slot machine
          £150 at the Horse Races at weekend
          £170 on slot machine at service station last Friday
          and £125 on roulette machine in bookies during the week and
          £1050 last night

          God thats 6 months money for Milan!!!!

          Havent lost. Only every stick £20 in a machine when I pass one.

          God I fancy a trip to 'Viva Las Vegas'!!!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Remember children, no one ever advertises when they lose.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              F-ck me. Bored, In with the missus. Downloaded the William Hill Casino. Played together.

              Hour and half later, 1.5 bottles of wine. £1050 up!!!!!!!!

              Right lets get me money out and uninstall this bloody casino software!!!!

              Result.
              Well done!!!

              I did a similar thing on PaddyPower not so long ago, fist time I logged in I was up a fair few hundered. Strangely it all went though, and I'm probably a couple of hundred down now (not all at once like, but £50 here and £50 there all mounts up!)

              Its a fools game!!!

              I'm totally addicted to those new "Rock and Roll" bandits in the pubs at the minute though. I do believe they are the most perfect bandit yet!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Are we talking real money or play money on the tables? It does make a difference to how the game goes...

                Older and ...well, just older!!

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                  #9
                  I used to be an addicted gambler, when I lost I shut up and when I won I'd tell everyone and blow the winnings on some crap that I would never have bought in the first place, when I look back its the time I lost that pisses me off the most.

                  Next time you go in the bookies take a good look around... not exactly glamorous is it, Casino's... full of tossers pretending to be something their not whilst blowing the wage packet, I know of a guy who got himself 50k into debt, lost his house and his wife left him all because of how easy it was to win playing poker online hhhmm.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    You have to know when to quit.

                    Every 3 months or so I go on a gambling splurge and we head off to the casino. Every few years we head off to 'Viva Las Vegas' where I lost 2 grand in 10 minutes on the 2nd from last day in the high rollers lounge. Gutted.

                    Once out of my system I stop. Its out now and I'm up for once!!!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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