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I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

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    I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

    Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

    I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

    I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

      I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

      Excellent. I'm going to file that one away for future use.
      Drivel is my speciality

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

        I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
        Quality!!

        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

          I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
          Outstanding
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn
            Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

            I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
            Don’t forget to tell the tax inspector when he calls.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              I'd have just waited until you were inside then keyed it...
              Listen to my last album on Spotify

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                #8
                Some twat just parked his 4x4 in a disabled spot at Tescos.

                This little bloke got out and I was thinking midget but he seemed to walk OK, so I shouted over to him 'Oi! Whats your disability mate?'

                He looked over and said something under his breath. So I shouted 'What?' and he said something under his breath again, wouldnt look at me and then waddled off into Tescos.

                I've stuck a screw in his tyre, slow puncture.

                Tosser.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  I just don't know whats going on in todays society, the other day I went into B&Q and some mouthy c**t in an Orange uniform asked me if I wanted decking, well, luckily I managed to get the first punch in so that was the end of that, but be warned.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    "Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
                    Watch handicapped people make handicapped faces,
                    I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
                    I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
                    I'm an asshole-eol-holey-ol."
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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