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    English adventure of a life time

    If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,
    TRY THIS:

    Enter the south of spain.

    Move to a cultural ghetto, surrounding by your own type.

    Once there, demand that the local government provide
    free medical care for
    you and your entire family.

    Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
    bilingual local government
    forms, bulletins, etc.

    Drink and get drunk abundantly

    Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
    irresponsible social behaviour
    with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
    understand."

    Keep your English identity strong. Fly your
    national flag from your
    rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
    or on your car bumper.
    Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
    that your children do
    likewise.

    Demand teachers speak English in the spanish
    school system. Or even better segregate the kids off into english speaking internationl schools.

    Drive around drunk, cause its a long way from home to the nearest english pub.

    Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
    English to all its
    Officers. Cause you sure as sh1t know no spanish/.

    Ignore local customs and demand bacon and egg for breakast.


    Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

    Oh no, my mistake, you'll be just like the other 6 million britains who now live abroad. Doing all of the above.


    Bloody english immigrants, ferking up other peoples countries. We should stay at home!

    #2
    I did all that, and it works.

    Threaded
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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      #3
      Originally posted by pickle
      If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,
      TRY THIS:

      Enter the south of spain.

      Move to a cultural ghetto, surrounding by your own type.

      Once there, demand that the local government provide
      free medical care for
      you and your entire family.

      Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
      bilingual local government
      forms, bulletins, etc.

      Drink and get drunk abundantly

      Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
      irresponsible social behaviour
      with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
      understand."

      Keep your English identity strong. Fly your
      national flag from your
      rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
      or on your car bumper.
      Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
      that your children do
      likewise.

      Demand teachers speak English in the spanish
      school system. Or even better segregate the kids off into english speaking internationl schools.

      Drive around drunk, cause its a long way from home to the nearest english pub.

      Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
      English to all its
      Officers. Cause you sure as sh1t know no spanish/.

      Ignore local customs and demand bacon and egg for breakast.


      Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

      Oh no, my mistake, you'll be just like the other 6 million britains who now live abroad. Doing all of the above.


      Bloody english immigrants, ferking up other peoples countries. We should stay at home!
      Bloody uppity fuzzy wuzzies
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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