Channel Four Respects El Duder's Wishes

[Spartacus]

In deference to el Duder's wish to try and find a girl this weekend, they have agreed to postpone the series in which he was to have had a starring role.

Given his success with the ladies so far, they expect the delay to be a short one, much like his c*ck.

C4 postpones masturbation season

[DimPrawn]

Just think, in a few yrs time, El Duder will look back on his love interest posts, smile and think, "what a cock".

Much like we do now.

[HankWangford]

Just think, in a few yrs time, El Duder will look back on his love interest posts, smile and think, "what a cock".

Much like we do now.

harsh dim, very harsh, but true

[Spartacus]

Just think, in a few yrs time, El Duder will look back on his love interest posts, smile and think, "what a cock".

Much like we do now.

You see, that's why DimPrawn was CUK Personality of the Year 2006.

[Paddy]

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