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    Old school insults

    I just called a bloke at work a "Joey" - hadn't said the word in years, and now it's back in my vocabulary, I'll be using it a lot more.
    Call the cops

    #2
    Wassock
    Wally
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      flid
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi
        flid
        Yes! haven't heard that in years!! I'll be using that a lot more aswell
        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi
          flid
          Yes, and spazzo.

          One that I never quite got to grips with was used a lot by a mate - "clambering meat-line".

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            #6
            Dimfax

            Ogden (which meant turd)

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              #7
              Originally posted by freakydancer
              I just called a bloke at work a "Joey" - hadn't said the word in years, and now it's back in my vocabulary, I'll be using it a lot more.
              Congratulations on expanding your vocabulary by a seismic 10% FD!
              Such memory recall, you must be very proud, or as your immediate family no doubt class it....."Special"!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi
                flid
                Spacca
                ****Witt

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy
                  Congratulations on expanding your vocabulary by a seismic 10% FD!
                  Such memory recall, you must be very proud, or as your immediate family no doubt class it....."Special"!!

                  The particular episode of Blue Peter was shown in 1981 - I was 4 years old then, so forgive me if I don't remember the incident too well, ya f**king Joey.
                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by freakydancer
                    The particular episode of Blue Peter was shown in 1981 - I was 4 years old then, so forgive me if I don't remember the incident too well, ya f**king Joey.
                    Lose the dancer and concentrate on the freaky, you muppet!
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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