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    ....and DEFRA is in charge........doomed
    Last edited by Troll; 4 February 2007, 11:35.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    TROLL

    you have a turkey in your ass.

    You are doomed

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      #3
      Dear Farmer Giles
      Haemorrhoids (often known as Piles) are enlarged and engorged blood vessels in or around the back passage (anus). These may be associated with pain, bleeding, itching and feeling as if a lump or bump is hanging down.
      Symptoms

      * You may notice a pain or ache around the anus and lower bowel (rectum), which can be really quite severe.
      * There may be itching of the area.
      * There may be bleeding from the back passage. This will be bright red blood, not usually mixed in with the motion, but often seen on the toilet paper.
      * There is often a feeling of something coming down, or a bulge or lump at the anus.
      * If a haemorrhoid at the outside of the anus gets a blood clot in it (thrombosed external pile) it leads to a particularly tender, hardish lump.
      HTH

      btw are you American?
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll
        ....and Defra is in charge........doomed

        DEFRA are an amazing agency. I have the utmost respect for all the hard work they do.

        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          DEFRA are an amazing agency. I have the utmost respect for all the hard work they do.

          Agreed. It takes an amazing amount of skill and effort to feck up absolutely everything you do over several years!

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            #6
            No more hen parties for you SA

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              #7
              Originally posted by foritisme
              No more hen parties for you SA

              I didn't go to the hen do in the end, had too much to do preparing for my new job on Monday. My new job in York. Anyone? Anyone?

              DEFRA rocks!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                I didn't go to the hen do in the end, had too much to do preparing for my new job on Monday. My new job in York. Anyone? Anyone?

                DEFRA rocks!

                I worked on a contract for Defra in York - don't tell me you are on the LR project?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SandyDown
                  I worked on a contract for Defra in York - don't tell me you are on the LR project?

                  No idea!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    DEFRA rocks!
                    It's gonna end it tears mark my words.
                    Drivel is my speciality

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