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    i have man flu

    hope this isn't goingto kill me....

    I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!
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    SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

    #2
    Originally posted by kramer
    hope this isn't goingto kill me....

    I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!
    I've had it for nearly a week now - it's on its way out, mind. I think most of my remaining lung material ended up in the bathroom sink this morning...

    And, whatever anyone says about manflu, it can be deadly, Furthermore, it's been scientifically proven to be more painful than childbirth.
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #3
      Do what I do: get on yer bicycle, go for a good long ride, and burn that mo'fu out.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        well i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...
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          #5
          Originally posted by kramer
          well i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...
          Swimming is great for clearing out all the gunk, just do a few tumble turns and you;ll soon have a nice string of mucus traling you down the pool
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #6
            The best cure is to be gassed with a mixture of argon and carbon di-oxide then taken to a rendering plant where your hair and feathers are pulled out and your fat is boiled off. Its not as painful as it sounds but you wont be gobbling for a while






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              #7
              I have it to, sucks!

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                #8
                Wonder if the Bernard Mathews bird flue outbreak means its the end for Xmas Turkey dinner?

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                  #9
                  never get man - flu.

                  have had severe pnuemonia a few times though.

                  got over it.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Farmer
                    never get man - flu.

                    is this cuz u is a woman?

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