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Not really politically correct, but is this the solution to bogus Asylum seekers?

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    Not really politically correct, but is this the solution to bogus Asylum seekers?

    Firstly, they will be gassed. Mobile gas chambers were delivered to the Holton farm over the weekend. All 159,000 will be placed into crates, "forklifted" into the chambers and gassed to death.

    It is the quickest, most bio-secure and humane method of killing them, according to the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra). The process is expected to take several days.

    The carcasses will then be transported in sealed, leak-proof lorries to a rendering plant in Staffordshire. Each lorry has metal covers which are locked before leaving the processing centre. The vehicles are also cleansed and disinfected once outside the site.

    Rendering involves the crushing and grinding of carcasses into a sludge, followed by heat treatment in a sealed vessel to reduce the moisture content and kill micro-organisms. Around 60% of the carcass weight is moisture and this is lost as steam.

    Steam and gaseous emissions are collected, condensed and either bio-filtered - a technique using living material to filter or chemically process pollutants - or incinerated in a boiler. The process produces few direct emissions and any residue left over is disposed of in a landfill site.

    A range of options are available for the disposal of carcases but rendering is the preferred method in this case as it is the safest way to ensure the virus is completely destroyed, says Defra.

    Also, the chosen rendering plant is much larger than normal incineration plants and therefore has the capacity to deal with large the number in this case.


    Just wondered like.

    #2
    Coming soon to a McDonalds near you...

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      Firstly, they will be gassed. Mobile gas chambers were delivered to the Holton farm over the weekend. All 159,000 will be placed into crates, "forklifted" into the chambers and gassed to death.

      It is the quickest, most bio-secure and humane method of killing them, according to the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra). The process is expected to take several days.

      The carcasses will then be transported in sealed, leak-proof lorries to a rendering plant in Staffordshire. Each lorry has metal covers which are locked before leaving the processing centre. The vehicles are also cleansed and disinfected once outside the site.

      Rendering involves the crushing and grinding of carcasses into a sludge, followed by heat treatment in a sealed vessel to reduce the moisture content and kill micro-organisms. Around 60% of the carcass weight is moisture and this is lost as steam.

      Steam and gaseous emissions are collected, condensed and either bio-filtered - a technique using living material to filter or chemically process pollutants - or incinerated in a boiler. The process produces few direct emissions and any residue left over is disposed of in a landfill site.

      A range of options are available for the disposal of carcases but rendering is the preferred method in this case as it is the safest way to ensure the virus is completely destroyed, says Defra.

      Also, the chosen rendering plant is much larger than normal incineration plants and therefore has the capacity to deal with large the number in this case.


      Just wondered like.
      Sounds like the ideal (final - surely, Ed) solution...

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        #4
        Soylent Green anyone?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          Firstly, they will be gassed. Mobile gas chambers were delivered to the Holton farm over the weekend. All 159,000 will be placed into crates, "forklifted" into the chambers and gassed to death.

          It is the quickest, most bio-secure and humane method of killing them, according to the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra). The process is expected to take several days.

          The carcasses will then be transported in sealed, leak-proof lorries to a rendering plant in Staffordshire. Each lorry has metal covers which are locked before leaving the processing centre. The vehicles are also cleansed and disinfected once outside the site.

          Rendering involves the crushing and grinding of carcasses into a sludge, followed by heat treatment in a sealed vessel to reduce the moisture content and kill micro-organisms. Around 60% of the carcass weight is moisture and this is lost as steam.

          Steam and gaseous emissions are collected, condensed and either bio-filtered - a technique using living material to filter or chemically process pollutants - or incinerated in a boiler. The process produces few direct emissions and any residue left over is disposed of in a landfill site.

          A range of options are available for the disposal of carcases but rendering is the preferred method in this case as it is the safest way to ensure the virus is completely destroyed, says Defra.

          Also, the chosen rendering plant is much larger than normal incineration plants and therefore has the capacity to deal with large the number in this case.


          Just wondered like.
          It would certainly solve the problem of what to do with MPs, MSPs, bEUROcrats etc. when the sensible course of outsourcing their jobs to South Asia is taken.
          Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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