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    Bird Flu

    Bollocks to it.

    I'm having a chicken starter followed by a turkey main course for dinner tonight.

    I ain't afraid of no motherf**kin' bird.
    Call the cops

    #2
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Bollocks to it.

    I'm having a chicken starter followed by a turkey main course for dinner tonight.

    I ain't afraid of no motherf**kin' bird.
    you just want your own sticky thread don't you?
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      "All a Turkey needs is a hug"

      Dave Cameron

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        #4
        I have stopped speaking to nice birds in my office just to be safe

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          #5
          Bernard Matthews gets back his 'top bird strangler in Suffolk' crown with some aplomb!
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #6
            Shoot the lot of 'em, I say - starting with these ones:

            http://tinyurl.com/z3hmy

            http://tinyurl.com/lkelf

            http://tinyurl.com/j5lgx

            http://tinyurl.com/32gvo4

            http://tinyurl.com/2st44d

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              #7
              Originally posted by Clippy
              Clippy that was very well done sir !
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8
                Does this mean no more Turkey Twizzlers then?
                Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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