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What if your son wants to become an agent?

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    What if your son wants to become an agent?

    What would you do?
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    I am going to kill him straight away and get away for self-defence
    10.34%
    3
    No, me... why me? what have I done to deserve that?
    6.90%
    2
    I don't understand why he left organised crime. A man should have some moral limits in his life.
    27.59%
    8
    Son, from today you are not my son, not my relative,not my friend. Get out of this house.
    34.48%
    10
    Other(please, specify)
    20.69%
    6
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

    #2
    You've seen The Omen - turn the daggers on the devil child!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Tell him its a known fact recruitment agents on average have a er*ct pe*is length of 2inchs.

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        #4
        I'll join him open our own pimp agency, earning money off the back of other's hard work suits me just fine.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Francko
          What would you do?
          Depends, if you want a son who is going to make money and look after you in your old age then let him be a pimp

          On the other hand if you want a son who will play with your trainset in the attic then get him to be a contractor
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent
            Depends, if you want a son who is going to make money and look after you in your old age then let him be a pimp

            On the other hand if you want a son who will play with your trainset in the attic then get him to be a contractor
            An agent, making more money than I do?

            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cliphead
              An agent, making more money than I do?

              have you seen how much they have to spend on hair gel?

              If its your son, you need to save the second barrel for yourself :

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4575551.stm
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Thank God I only have daughters - and intelligent ones at that
                Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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                  #9
                  "Depends, if you want a son who is going to make money and look after you in your old age then let him be a pimp "

                  ROFL. DA, he would have sold you off for spare body parts way before you ever got old!!

                  I've never met an agent with a Gran Mother yet!!!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    just make sure he gives you go good gigs whilst making his % low for you...
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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