CUK files: sasguru

[AtW]

First in the series of CUK files based on few years of careful observation using all the skills they taught in the Kiev's Military Academy:


Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude


Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

[ratewhore]

I thought you were fucking off?

[kramer]

who's keeping a grudge then???

[Spacecadet]

I thought you were fucking off?

was it that bad? what did his post say?

[expat]

was it that bad? what did his post say?

LOL!

[_V_]

First in the series of CUK files based on few years of careful observation using all the skills they taught in the Kiev's Military Academy:


Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude


Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

Was that generated by your "SKA"?

How cool is that? You have a computer program that generates dull CUK posts. Nice one.

[kramer]

Was that generated by your "SKA"?

How cool is that? You have a computer program that generates dull CUK posts. Nice one.

[Churchill]

Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

You obviously have a fixation with the poor boy.

Does he know you're stalking him?

[MarillionFan]

After years of careful study I am able to sum up in the following

AtW = Knob
Milan = Tape Changing Knob
Churchill = Advert pinching Knob
Sally Anne = Likes a bit of knob
Ed Duder = Doesnt know how to use his knob
Sandydown = Had some knob once and now has some kids
Gonzo = Likes to film knobs
Dimprawn = Fishy Knob
Lucy = Bloke with a small knob
Reality Hack = Public schoolboy know
Warrior Princess = Gonna get a good knobing
Francko = Italian Knob

[stackpole]

I didn't know that knob had a k.