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Daft school things

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    Daft school things

    The school song thread reminded me of this

    Yellow belly custard
    Green-snot pie
    all mixed together
    with a dead dogs eye

    slap it on a butty
    nice and thick
    was it down with a cup of sick


    yum yum





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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    i dont remember that one but it brongs to mind this one from primary school.

    there was a boy called john he gave me 50 p
    to go behind the shed and have it off with me
    he pulled my knickers down
    he pushed me to the ground
    he shouted one two three
    he stuck it into me
    my mummy was supprised
    to see my belly rise
    my daddy jumped with joy
    it was a baby boy
    I really hope at the time i didnt know the meaning of it
    Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults

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      #3
      I was pretty zany at school too.

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        #4
        Please put that Avatar inside a pentagram or it will pollute the entire board.
        bloggoth

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