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    Twix

    Shall I buy a Twix from the vending machine?!

    I am 70% full up after a ravishing lamb hot pot from the staff canteen.

    However, I cannot resist the crunchy biscuit base and chewy caramel

    #2
    Snickers.....everytime

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      #3
      DoubleDecker - 'Crunchy in a Chewy sort of way'
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #4
        If you get a twix, make a cup of tea/coffee, bite both ends off the twix, and suck the tea/coffee through it like a straw until the tea/coffee feels hot.

        THEN eat the twix.

        MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM <SA drools and gets so excited a little pee comes out>
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          If you get a twix, make a cup of tea/coffee, bite both ends off the twix, and suck the tea/coffee through it like a straw until the tea/coffee feels hot.

          THEN eat the twix.

          MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM <SA drools and gets so excited a little pee comes out>
          mmmm TimTams, yummy Aussie chocie bikkies that you do that with
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            <SA drools and gets so excited a little pee comes out>
            make like an astronaut and wear a nappy.

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              #7
              Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
              make like an astronaut and wear a nappy.
              Make like an astronaut and plot to kill your love rival.
              I'm Spartacus.

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                #8
                how much are they?

                Our vending machine want's 45p for one so they stay there.

                tim

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Farmer
                  Snickers.....everytime

                  I think he means a marathon








                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    45p as well Tim.

                    Do we work in the same building?

                    How much are your Kit Kats?

                    (hmm...I sense a possible pattern here...)

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