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    Just been to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. I thought to myself how good looking and attractive I am, and then I thought a bit deeper. If a mirror image of myself walked into the room would I want to shag him? the answer I am afraid is NO. I then thought well if I couldnt shag "me" how on earth could I expect anyone else to want to?

    DA in "not getting any" mode
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    Try dressing yourself up in fishnets and a leather mini-skirt. Then stuff some old socks up your T-shirt and see if you fancy shagging the all new Dodgella Agent.

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      #3
      You should try that with one of those mirrors.

      HTH

      threaded

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        #4
        Surely someone in the office is looking for a promotion.

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          #5
          Try sticking a cucumber in your pants and see how you feel then.

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            #6
            Originally posted by stackpole
            Try sticking a cucumber in your pants and see how you feel then.
            There is no room for anything else. OH I am working on your idea!
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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