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    Look what we have to put up with?

    This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



    ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

    I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.

    #2
    Sounds like they put it through Babelfish
    please do not ask for money...
    as a smack in the mouth often offends

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      #3
      Is it from Bob Shawadiwadi?
      Call the cops

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        #4
        MUCH CHEAPNESS, PLENTY QUICKNESS.

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          #5
          Dont make fun of dyslexic people

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            #6
            Originally posted by andy
            Dont make fun of dyslexic people
            why not?
            Call the cops

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              #7
              Originally posted by freakydancer
              why not?

              Yaeh it's not lkie we're hrutnig anynoe?

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                #8
                Originally posted by reformation
                This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



                ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

                I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.

                no smoke without fire. prob a tulipy job ad
                whats the lowest you can do this for?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HankWangford
                  no smoke without fire. prob a tulipy job ad

                  LOL oh what a cynic you are wankhangford

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by reformation
                    This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



                    ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

                    I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.
                    Good enough to be an agent though
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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