Valentines Day...

[lukemg]

Card - £3 (she likes the 'arty' ones)
Flowers - £20
Meal - £70

Pleasant evening but didn't even get any jiggy-jiggy because Liverpool are playing at home. Back home alone by 11...

[SallyAnne]

Card - £3 (she likes the 'arty' ones)
Flowers - £20
Meal - £70

Pleasant evening but didn't even get any jiggy-jiggy because Liverpool are playing at home. Back home alone by 11...

...being a sucker, priceless

[Sockpuppet]

Pleasant evening but didn't even get any jiggy-jiggy because Liverpool are playing at home. Back home alone by 11...

How can liverpool playing mean you got home alone?

[lukemg]

Ok, she had the painters in, any clearer ?

[freakydancer]

Ok, she had the painters in, any clearer ?

Ah, blow-job week!

[SallyAnne]

Ah, blow-job week!

Or up-the-butt week as some nameless, faceless (desperately trying to land a husband) people might call it

[sunnysan]

V-Day Crap

Card. £10
Flowers. £35
Nice food from organic shop for home mea.l £40
Sick puppies diarroea all over flat. 52p (1 whole role of roller towel)
Taxi to and from vet. £12
Emergency vetinary care for the mutt. £70!!

Valentines day being fcuked up by crapping puppy. Priceless

[Sockpuppet]

Dogs are great chicks dig them. I usually offer to take my mates pooch for a walk when its warm as he is a chick magnet. I tulip you not at least 10 - 20 women will all want to come and pet him.

Fisking puppy getting the attention.

[Sockpuppet]

Ok, she had the painters in, any clearer ?

Crystal.

Never heard the liverpool are playing at home though. Can't you just say she's on the blob.

[Lucifer Box]

I used to work in a flower shop so Valentines day used to be a curious mixture of your worst nightmare come true combined with a massive money making opportunity.

Just relieved to be out of it and no expenditure spent in the Lucifer household. Just another day.