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    Things you never see...

    I just passed a Shreaded Wheat factory

    Got a bit of a chuffy on now!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I just passed a Shreaded Wheat factory

    Got a bit of a chuffy on now!

    What now?

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      #3
      Dont eat anything
      Dont eat anything

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        #4
        mmm food.....
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          I just passed a Shreaded Wheat factory

          Got a bit of a chuffy on now!
          can you eat 3?
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrsGoof
            can you eat 3?
            shutup

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrsGoof
              can you eat 3?
              when I have them its 3 or 4 at a time... mmmm foood
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8
                You never see white dog poo
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  You never see white dog poo
                  The increase in vegetable protein means you don't get them anymore...

                  ...the characteristic white dog turds of yesteryear are rarely found; they were caused by weathering of dog excrement rich in bone meal.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss
                    You never see white dog poo
                    You do when your German Shepherd has eaten a pound of butter!

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