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Don't Do It........It's a scam

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    #1

    Don't Do It........It's a scam

    Morning Tv are running a series on scams, while I'm all for locking up and throwing away the key for the scum who try it on with the very old, there was a woman on yesterday who deserves everything she got...............

    £70 for boxes of chocolate...............................wait for it...............................

    that make you slim



    Guess what.............they didn't work
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    I saw this on another forum some time back (can't remember which one) where this guy's girlfriend was on a girlie holiday to Ibiza and she wanted to lose some weight before going so bought a big jar of SlimFast.

    He suspected she was going on a ShagFest so he swapped the jar of SlimFast for Weider Giant Mega Mass protein powder.

    Over the next few weeks she noticed she wasn't getting any slimmer so in a panic, she started drinking nothing but gallons of this stuff just before the holiday and gained about a stone an a half.

    Probably an urban myth but quite funny if true...
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by hyperD
      I saw this on another forum some time back (can't remember which one) where this guy's girlfriend was on a girlie holiday to Ibiza and she wanted to lose some weight before going so bought a big jar of SlimFast.

      He suspected she was going on a ShagFest so he swapped the jar of SlimFast for Weider Giant Mega Mass protein powder.

      Over the next few weeks she noticed she wasn't getting any slimmer so in a panic, she started drinking nothing but gallons of this stuff just before the holiday and gained about a stone an a half.

      Probably an urban myth but quite funny if true...
      Thats off a chick flick - I believe Lindsey Lohan is in it.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Who is Lindsey Lohan ?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          Who is Lindsey Lohan ?
          That young lass who's always in the papers getting sloshed.
          American, dark haired, freckles...she was in Herbie?

          Thts about all I know on her.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            That young lass who's always in the papers getting sloshed.
            American, dark haired, freckles...she was in Herbie?

            Thts about all I know on her.
            I must read the wrong papers
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              Who is Lindsey Lohan ?
              Photographed with her gash out.

              Shaven Haven.

              Apparently.
              Call the cops

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                I must read the wrong papers
                Clearly.
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by freakydancer
                  Photographed with her gash out.

                  Shaven Haven.

                  Apparently.

                  where show me !!!!
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    That young lass who's always in the papers getting sloshed.
                    American, dark haired, freckles...she was in Herbie?

                    Thts about all I know on her.
                    Red hair....
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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