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    Alright Own Up

    which one of you feckers

    has punched my mobile number into a fax machine

    damn thing keeps calling me

    'tis very funny and I will try it on somebody I know

    nice one

    Milan.

    #2
    Fax's are sometimes sent at 3 am or 4 am in the morning, to save the telephone bill. Once had a machine that regularly woke me up. Trouble was I kept forgetting to unplug the phone.
    I'm alright Jack

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      #3
      Originally posted by milanbenes
      which one of you feckers

      has punched my mobile number into a fax machine

      damn thing keeps calling me

      'tis very funny and I will try it on somebody I know

      nice one

      Milan.
      Sorry m8.

      I feel even worse about signing you up to all that gay pr0n now too. Unless you are enjoying that bit?

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        #4
        I had that once - for weeks the damn thing kept ringing several times a day time with a "data call" whatever that is. Sometimes ring again immediately as soon as I pressed stop.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          I do the same thing I did in secondary school - reduced ringing volume to zero, this way to my parents it appeared that the phone was working just fine (they could call outside), but the teachers could not reach my parents because no ringing was happening even though it looked for the teachers that nobody picked the phone - no more after that I had to worry from around 7pm to 9pm that some nasty phone call would occur!

          I graduated with distinction (silver medal)

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            #6
            try the phone preference service and fax preference service

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              #7
              what's that ?

              Alexey, what are mumbling about ?

              you turned down the volume on your mummy and daddy's telephone

              u da man !

              now get a proper job and get on with some work.

              Milan.

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW
                I graduated with distinction (silver medal)
                How the feck can a "Silver" medal be a distinction?

                FFS!

                "Gold", go for "Gold"!

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                  #9
                  I did not get Gold because for this one had to have all A grades and I had 2 (maximum allowed for Silver medal) B grades - for Russian Language and Russian Literature, yes I did have A for ze English

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