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    Disturbing dreams

    I had 2 tonight - won't tell them on here but all I can say that we are doomed and even though I survived the initial events (but had to abandon all SKA source code) the future was not pretty at all

    #2
    Puberty can be traumatic AtW. Those strange creatures in your dreams are called women.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW
      I had 2 tonight - won't tell them on here but all I can say that we are doomed and even though I survived the initial events (but had to abandon all SKA source code) the future was not pretty at all
      The SKA became self aware and started producing it's own searches in an effort to destroy SKA you tried to blow up the bedsit from where SKA was running unfortunately there wasn't enough gas because your giro hadn't arrived, and now where all DOOMED as SKA is taking over the world............

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        #4
        Bad dreams for me
        Bad dreams by the sea.

        Dreaming you've got a lover
        Dreaming I got another
        Dreaming that there's a killer in your eyes
        Dreaming that you're a user
        Dreaming that I'm a loser
        Dreaming that there's a killer in my eyes.

        Bad dreams for me
        Bad dreams by the sea.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          Bad dreams for me
          Bad dreams by the sea.

          Dreaming you've got a lover
          Dreaming I got another
          Dreaming that there's a killer in your eyes
          Dreaming that you're a user
          Dreaming that I'm a loser
          Dreaming that there's a killer in my eyes.

          Bad dreams for me
          Bad dreams by the sea.
          Rubbish!!!

          who came up with that nonsense?!!?
          Call the cops

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW
            I had 2 tonight - won't tell them on here but all I can say that we are doomed and even though I survived the initial events (but had to abandon all SKA source code) the future was not pretty at all
            Did you wake up with rice-pudding on your pyjamas?
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Ah, bad dreams

              Please don't cry
              For the ghost and the storm outside
              Will not invade this sacred shrine
              Nor infiltrate your mind
              My life down I shall lie
              If the bogey-man should try
              To play tricks on your sacred mind
              To tease, torment, and tantalise
              Wavering shadows loom
              A piano plays in an empty room
              There'll be blood on the cleaver tonight
              And when darknesss lifts and the room is bright
              I'll still be by your side
              For you are all that matters
              And I'll love you to till the day I die
              There never need be longing in your eyes
              As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
              Ceiling shadows shimmy by
              And when the wardrobe towers like a beast of prey
              There's sadness in your beautiful eyes
              Oh, your untouched, unsoiled, wonderous eyes
              My life down I shall lie
              Should restless spirits try
              To play tricks on your sacred mind
              I once had a child, and it saved my life
              And I never even asked his name
              I just looked into his wondrous eyes
              And said : "never never never again"
              And all too soon I did return
              Just like a moth to a flame
              So rattle my bones all over the stones
              I'm only a beggar-man whom nobody owns
              Oh, see how words as old as sin
              Fit me like a glove
              I'm here and here I'll stay
              Together we lie, together we pray
              There never need be longing in your eyes
              As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
              As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
              Mine
              Climb up on my knee, sonny boy
              Although you're only three, sonny boy
              You're - you're mine
              And your mother she just never knew
              Oh, your mother ...
              As long ... as long ... as long
              I did my best for her
              I did my best for her
              As long ... as long ... as long as ... as long
              I did my best for her
              I did my best for her
              Oh ...








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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                If the bogey-man should try
                To play tricks on your sacred mind
                To tease, torment, and tantalise
                I resent that! I never play tricks on anyones mind here, and I certainly avoid tantalising at all costs!

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW
                  I had 2 tonight - won't tell them on here but all I can say that we are doomed and even though I survived the initial events (but had to abandon all SKA source code) the future was not pretty at all
                  Cut out eating cheese before bed, I never remeber my dreams but if I eat cheese before bed I always have wierd, trippy dreams.

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                    #10
                    Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!!
                    The pope is a tard.

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