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    Breast implants

    So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…
    "My God, it's huge!!"

    #2
    How about...

    "Look lass, I've got a few quid saved up so let's get your tits sorted!"

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      #3
      Originally posted by Swamp Thing
      So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…
      you can learn a lot from Derren Brown
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Buy her an experience voucher for her birthday.
        It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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          #5
          Mmm god I love your sisters t!ts... you could try that as a subtle suggestion?

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            #6
            Buy her some really big bra's !
            It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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              #7
              I prefer a small CremBule to large bowl of custard.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Take up with the old work acquaintance

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                  #9
                  Just mention over dinner how great you think Pamela Andersons tits are compared to hers.
                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Casualy mention in passing that her tits seem to be hanging lower than when you met her, swiftly followed by a pencil test and a swift "see".

                    That should do the trick, though it may hurt and the taps may stop for a while.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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