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    Funny Phobias

    A mate of mine is properly scared of bananas - his wife has a fear of buttons, my gf is scared of wet paper, my ex of raw tomatoes, and another mate is scared of clowns.

    Me? Wasps - can't go near the little gits, nearly chopped my gf in half when holding a knife in the kitchen and a wasp flew onto my neck. Also ants, especially the flying ones.

    #2
    Dirty places, restaurant food, heights, the dark, my wife.

    Odd for a cat don't you think?
    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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      #3
      worked with a guy who could not touch polystyrene, how we laughed when he had to unbox a dozen new PCs

      I don;t like sticky things on my finger nails, when rapping presents I am extra cautions with the selotape.
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #4
        I can't climb ladders.

        Rock faces, scaffolds, trees.... no problem, ladders.... no way.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Needles.

          Means I have to stick to freebasing rather than injecting.
          Call the cops

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrsGoof
            how we laughed when he had to unbox a dozen new PCs
            LOL

            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            I can't climb ladders.
            Doesn't that get in the way of some assignments?

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              #7
              can't handle people touching their belly buttons... makes me itch for some reason
              --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

              SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                #8
                I have a an irrational phobia of phobias

                Phobophobia

                http://phobialist.com/
                Married

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  LOL


                  Doesn't that get in the way of some assignments?
                  I can do rope ladders. I am (well was) quite an accomplished climber.
                  It realy only seems to be ladders leaning against stuff. Its the movement that disturbs me.
                  You just have to be inventive with access.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #10
                    Other people's bare feet.

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