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Stitching up a Work College

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    Stitching up a Work College

    Hi Guys, its Friday afternoon and a lot of the office are away and I would like to play a few pranks.

    Any ideas or experiences that you would care to share?

    I personally like sending gay porn to the most homophobic person in the office and watch for reaction when they open the large brown package in front of all others who have gathered around to watch, especially their new team members
    "Wait, I still function!"

    #2
    you got access to any email servers? some emails with spoofed from addresses can be fun
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Gay p0rn is fine, but you have got to think outside the box for this one. For a long term prank you cannot beat putting rotting crab-meat into the back of his PC/monitor and also the tubular parts of his chair that you can access. Does he have a wife and kids, because there is another more heart-wrenching prank you could try?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet
        you got access to any email servers? some emails with spoofed from addresses can be fun
        E-Mails can be spoofed using outlook/thunderbird etc. No need for the mail server access.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jawz .
          Gay p0rn is fine, but you have got to think outside the box for this one. For a long term prank you cannot beat putting rotting crab-meat into the back of his PC/monitor and also the tubular parts of his chair that you can access. Does he have a wife and kids, because there is another more heart-wrenching prank you could try?
          which is what?? Phtoshop a pic of him with a hooker?? and send it to the wife.
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            All ideas greatly received

            Mind you I sit near some of these unsuspecting soles so if I can minimise my own discomfort it would be a plus.

            Always found it good to tape sardines inside their PC’s and also to the bottom of their draws. Always good to do a few as they always miss one!

            Mind you crab paste in the phone receiver would be good …..
            "Wait, I still function!"

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sockpuppet
              E-Mails can be spoofed using outlook/thunderbird etc. No need for the mail server access.
              You can use 'Blat' to spoof an address, you can't reply to the address but they can receive an email from their wife for example saying that she's leaving him or that his kid has been hit by a truck crossing the road. Outside the box...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet
                E-Mails can be spoofed using outlook/thunderbird etc. No need for the mail server access.
                emails can be spoofed using telnet - no need for an email client

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                  #9
                  Find out his home phone number and get some doris to leave a message on his answerphone going into detail about the affair they are having.

                  His wife/girlfriend will hear the message, leave him, financially ruin him and totally destroy his life.

                  He may even top himself, which should earn you some bonus points.
                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by freakydancer
                    Find out his home phone number and get some doris to leave a message on his answerphone going into detail about the affair they are having.

                    His wife/girlfriend will hear the message, leave him, financially ruin him and totally destroy his life.

                    He may even top himself, which should earn you some bonus points.
                    This is at the more extreme end of krazy office gags, but you do need to do something that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

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