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    Monkey

    Who hasn't been able to resist the PG Tips packet with a free five inch monkey ?

    He's sooo cute.

    And I don't like tea bags...

    #2
    The nature of Monkey was.... Irrepressible!
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth
          Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.

          Yes, it feels wrong.

          I've now put an incense stick in his mouth and he is sitting on the fruit bowl.

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            #6
            Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TheOmegaMan
              Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?

              Only if he does something wrong.

              Have you with yours ?

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                #8
                No way. Mine is twice that size and would take yer eye out if provoked.

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                  #9
                  I like monkeys

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