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    Hit me baby one more time

    "BRITNEY Spears broke down in rehab, reportedly trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

    She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

    Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope."


    Ok then...

    #2
    Poor girl. I'll have a whip around.

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      #3
      Anyone mind if I have a go?

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        #4
        I am the anti-christ
        Typical media hype blown out of all proportion.

        Britney was just rehearsing for a cover song that's all.

        I am an antichrist
        I am an anarchist
        Dont know what I want but
        I know how to get it
        I wanna destroy the passer by cos i

        I wanna be anarchy !
        No dogs body

        Anarchy for the u.k its coming sometime and maybe
        I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
        Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos i

        I wanna be anarchy !
        In the city

        How many ways to get what you want
        I use the best I use the rest
        I use the enemy I use anarchy cos i

        I wanna be anarchy !
        The only way to be !

        Is this the m.p.l.a
        Or is this the u.d.a
        Or is this the i.r.a
        I thought it was the u.k or just
        Another country
        Another council tenancy

        I wanna be an anarchist
        Oh what a name
        Get pi55ed destroy !


        See....perfectly explainable....
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          What is she in rehab for? Singing too may crap records in a short few years?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Board Game Geek
            Typical media hype blown out of all proportion.

            Britney was just rehearsing for a cover song that's all.



            I wanna be anarchy !
            The only way to be !

            Is this the m.p.l.a
            Or is this the u.d.a
            Or is this the i.r.a
            I thought it was the u.k or just
            Another country
            Another council tenancy

            I wanna be an anarchist
            Oh what a name
            Get pi55ed destroy !


            See....perfectly explainable....

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              #7
              Originally posted by pisces
              Poor girl. I'll have a whip around.
              Me first, just give me a few minutes to get my leather gear together!!

              Though in all seriousness, I feel sorry for Britney. Her behavior is not surprising given that she has had a strong religious upbringing, she will be thinking that demons have possessed her or something, hence her reaction and suicide attempts.
              Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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                #8
                A strong religious upbringing is always a good thing.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jawz .
                  "BRITNEY Spears broke down in rehab, reportedly trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

                  She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

                  Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope."


                  Ok then...
                  I don't get it... did you miss off the punch line?
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    I don't get it... did you miss off the punch line?
                    No. No I didn't.

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