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    What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?

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    Originally posted by Jawz .
    What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?
    he's knobbing (or wants to) one of the secretaries
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      He's afraid his incompetence will be uncovered if he is away
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Jawz .
        What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?
        The wife's employer fires people who have been off work more than a couple of times a year so permies could be afraid of such practices.
        Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jawz .
          What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?

          It makes it look better when they claim a sicky and want time of to skive off work.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            They have no life outside work, their work is like their family and friends.

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              #7
              It makes them feel more important than they really are.
              Cats are evil.

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                #8
                saving on heating and electricity bills
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                SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kramer
                  saving on heating and electricity bills
                  Good point. This guys a fat f*cker, i reckon if we chucked him in the furnace he'd burn for days saving ££ in heating bills.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jawz .
                    Good point. This guys a fat f*cker, i reckon if we chucked him in the furnace he'd burn for days saving ££ in heating bills.

                    Render him down and use the oil for lamps
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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