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SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?Comment
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I liked the way the Kiwi reporters used Australia as the butt of the jokes. Whatever ‘bad’ country was under discussion they would re-name Australia. France, Iraq, Iran, or Korea the septics would never questioned it.
One of them was dead right when he said Tony Blair was an actor.Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by BuffoonOne of them was dead right when he said Tony Blair was an actor.
Vainglorious, wanna be popstar - but actor ? Yes - Cracked Actor - more like
"Cracked Actor"
I've come on a few years from my Westminster Highs
The best of the last, the cleanest PM they ever had
I'm stiff on my legend,
the speeches I made
Forget that I'm fifty
cause you just got paid
[CHORUS]
Blair baby Blah ,
show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Tax baby Tax
give me your bread
Before you start professing
that you're knocking me dead
You caught yourself a trick down
on Bagdhad and shrines
But since you Bushed me baby
Im your little - porcupine
You sold me some Honours - for a sack full of cheques
You've made a bad connection 'cause I just want your TaxLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 6 March 2007, 10:05.Comment
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