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    General Election on the horizon

    Reid targetting illegal immigrants

    Oh good grief

    #2
    Horse, bolted, stable door, spring to mind.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      The Home Office plans include a proposal to run a pilot scheme to send text messages reminding people not to overstay their visas.
      "FO m8"

      That should do it.

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        #4
        I can see a flaw in the whole text message thing and the Home Office. If you are here illegally, then you are hardly going to supply any contact details.I'm surprised that he didn't spot this one himself. I suspect that Dr Reid needs an extended period of consultation on this one.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          ROFLMFAO. Good find! What a bunch of muppets!
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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